"We're Guys, and Guys Hate Shopping"

james howe
01/01/2008

It is absolutely true that the guy who owns the most stuff at the end wins. So trust me, guys don't mind buying things. We just hate the shopping part. What a waste of valuable goofing off time!

As a guy, when you do shop, you just want to go, get what you want, and leave. The last thing in the world guys would do is go shopping for fun.

And the worst kind of shopping, without a doubt, is when we have to shop for romantic gifts for wives or girlfriends. We hate the kind of stores we have to shop in, and we have no clue what we should be shopping for in the first place.

Lingerie, of course, is a little different. We would actually enjoy shopping for sexy lingerie if it weren't so embarrassing to go into the lingerie departments at the mall.